Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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