I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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