Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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