Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
how does that bad decision feel?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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