what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
i need to put some appletini on your dick
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
