let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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