I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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