found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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