Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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