We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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