im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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