I'm drive I can fine osifer
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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