Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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