he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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