i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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