Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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