I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
