hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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