Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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