I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
