Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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