Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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