Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
They have beer where we have blood.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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