Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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