xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.