she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.