Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?