Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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