I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos