guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Less talking, more tequila
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with