did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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