so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize
