He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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