Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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