How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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