Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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