Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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