this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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