it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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