Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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