i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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