i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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