so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I didn't shave. On purpose
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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