He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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