feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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