You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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