Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Randomize
