Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize