dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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