Small penises have feelings too.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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