It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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