I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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