I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
just tell him i said nine months
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.