i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
