it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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