it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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